February 2012
meme blogger: justin bieber is a girl
everyone begins to gather as they stop what they're doing, begin to cry of laughter and surround the comedian. they applaud rapidly and audibly for the individual for such an original joke, patting the individual on the back while simultaneously cheering with tears streaming down their face knowing this was an experience of a life time, one they cannot and will not forget
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I got turpentine in my eye and ow
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“I’d like to raise both of my middle fingers to him and anyone who thinks...”
– M.I.A. (via janejacqueline)
Skúffuskáld
growing-orbits:
is an Icelandic word which describes someone who is secretly a poet. It literally means “drawer poet”, someone who writes poetry but puts it all into a desk drawer instead of sharing it with other people.
(with thanks to icelandiclanguage)
mom: i don't understand what you do on the internet all the time
me: yeah neither do i
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eroticcandy:
through deductive reasoning and a thorough analytic process i can now back my hypothesis up that “everyone sucks”
